wittering-on:

captainimprobable:

minorly:

royaltie:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

favourite ever

holy

I’M GOING TO CRY I CANT BREATHE OMFG

OH MY GOD

(via twerking-with-jesus)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via sometimes-butts)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aiclan, via theawkwardmuggle)

flipyourcurls-styles:

alwayslove—1d:

itsnotabromance:

I’m so glad we found the other angle of this moment

only took what 10 months.

(via harrysmammaries)

(Source: uncharteds, via sometimes-butts)

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(Source: iraqobama, via twerking-with-jesus)

qima:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

Thank you.

(via octopenis)

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via octopenis)

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

(via alexsheathe)

Zayn out partying in Madrid +

(Source: blamestyles, via micheelclifford)